In my never-ending quest to plumb the most boring depths of every single data tool on the market, I found myself annoyed when recently using DuckDB for a benchmark that was reading parquet files from s3. What was not clear, or easy, was trying to figure out how DuckDB would LIKE to read default AWS credentials.

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This is an interesting one indeed, it’s one that teases and puzzles the brain to no end. Has the Data Warehouse finally died, has that unruly upstart the Lake House finally taken its place atop the seething mass of data we call home? Can we say that after all these decades the Data Warehouse Toolkit and Kimball is finally gone the way of the dinosaurs? Maybe. Probably. I don’t know.

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I recently wrote on my Substack (Data Engineering Central) about how I used the new OpenAI o1 model to do some basic Data Engineering tasks surrounding PostgreSQL. It did ok. I’ve also been using CoPilot and ChatGPT for over a year now to assist me with my daily code that I have to write for one reason or another.

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Did you know there are only 3 types of Data Engineers? It’s true. I hope you are the right one.

Over the many years I’ve been pounding my keyboard … Perl, PHP, Python, C#, Rust … whatever … I, like most programmers, built up a certain disdain for what is called Low Code / No Code solutions. In my rush to worship at the feet of the code we create, I failed, in the beginning, to recognize some important axioms …

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I still remember the good ole days when Apache Spark was fresh and hot, hardly anyone was using it, except a few poor AWS Glue and EMR users … Lord have mercy on their ragged souls. It’s funny how that GOAT of a tool went from being used by a few companies for extremely large datasets … to today’s world, with Databricks, where Pandas-sized data is crunched with Spark.

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One thing I find myself doing these days (I am unsure how I feel about this), is teaching others to solve problems … Data Engineering problems to be specific. It’s not a hard stretch for most to imagine that what a person does at Senior+ software-type levels is just write good code all day.

I assure you, this is not the case typically.

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When I was young and full of myself, writing Perl and PHP, while your ma was still reading you a bedtime story and giving you a stuffy to fall asleep with, I had to program uphill, both ways, in the rain and snow. Not like you milk toast Data Engineers clickty clicking around Databricks and Snowflake UIs.

You want a server? Spin up your own Apache. Need a database? MySQL was the only game in town. Need a backend language? Perl was the cat’s meow.

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